Things Republicans Don't Give a Shit About vol. 1

Botulism in the Great Lakes

Michigan Republican congressmen are scrambling to find out if there's an industry capable of profitizing botulism. Tax free status would of course be available.

Meanwhile, eco-nazi tree huggers are concerned that released freighter ballast water is killing fish and birds throughout all of the Great Lakes.

Republicans say that if they fail to attract a thriving botulism industry, they'll simply call in Pat Robertson to walk on the water to heal it.